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Patrick Nelson
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Who Says I’m Single?
Our local celebrity D-lister explains why he said thanks, but no thanks, Oklahoma Magazine.
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Sooner Born, Sooner Bred
Patrick ponders his (gasp) growing lack of enthusiasm for Sooner football.
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We’re Professionals
Still in a Thunder hangover, Patrick looks at Oklahoma’s other pro teams – both real and imagined.