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Who Says I’m Single?

Our local celebrity D-lister explains why he said thanks, but no thanks, Oklahoma Magazine.

Laws of the Land

In Oklahoma, anything goes – except for washing clothing in bird baths.

Sooner Born, Sooner Bred

Patrick ponders his (gasp) growing lack of enthusiasm for Sooner football.

Pioneer Parody

Pie Near Woman lovingly (or not so much) satirizes an Oklahoma blog superstar.

Beat the Heat

Clown heads and catfish are just two ways to survive Oklahoma summers.

We’re Professionals

Still in a Thunder hangover, Patrick looks at Oklahoma’s other pro teams – both real and imagined.

I Love You, Bro.

Patrick offers up surefire ways to keep the spice in your bromance.